Divinely Drunken Rabbit - Blind Bag

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Size: 2 Inches Wide Triple Posted
LEs: 75, 30, 30, 20, 15, 7 (GV *not pictured on this post*)
Cost: $25 + Shipping
Drop Type: Blind Bag Only (random variant)
Drop Limit: 1 Per person (If not sold out in first 10 minutes you may purchase a second blind bag)
Artist:
SamShennan
Production:
FF Studios - Fuzzy


Back Story:

So just last week I was minding my own business, trying to get some work done when I heard a serious commotion in my kitchen. I went to check out the situation and when I arrived in the kitchen I saw over a hundred rabbits running all across my counters, stealing my alcohol, spilling things, smoking my weed and just tearing the place up! I gotta be honest, at first I was in straight shock and just stared in amazement. I saw rabbits drinking beer, liquor and wine, I saw rabbits rummaging through my fridge and eating everything, I even saw rabbits get into my terp cooler and bust out my Puffco.

After the shock wore off I started to rub my eyes and took a few steps forward. I don’t really know what my plan was but I guess I wanted to get a closer look at what was occurring. As soon as I got close enough to examine one of the rabbits he looked right up at me, stared me dead in the eyes and jumped into a portal that appeared out of thin air and vanished with a small ‘pop’ sound. Suddenly I started hearing small popping sounds all around me and as I looked across the room I watched all the rabbits disappear by jumping across magical portals and vanishing.

Once the last rabbit was gone I probably would have thought I was crazy and just imagined the whole thing if it wasn’t for the wreck they left my house in. Things were spilled everywhere, most of my stash had been smoked, my banger was chazzed, and every drop of alcohol in the place was gone (even the rubbing alcohol…..). I was confused, annoyed and honestly a little scared so the whole situation left me pretty emotionally drained and I passed out without cleaning anything up.

When I woke up I realized my place was still trashed and all my party goods were still gone so I had no choice but to accept the situation and clean up. Once I finished cleaning I started doing some research on the internet and I came across something called the Centzon Tōtōchtin.

In Aztec mythology, the Centzon Tōtōchtin are a group of divine rabbits who meet for frequent drunken parties. While little is known about Centzon Tōtōchtin it was believed there were up to 400 of them and they loved to gather for ruckus parties and overindulge in fermented beverages. The Aztecs treated them all as deities and worshiped them as gods, they even made monuments to them and their ruckus parties.

I am not positive if the creatures that visited my house that day are truly Centzon Tōtōchtin but I am sure that they possess what I would describe as ‘divine powers’ and definitely love to party. I am also sure that they will be joining us again to party some more as they have now visited my house on three additional occasions and we have formed a pretty solid bond. In fact our bond has gotten so strong they have told me they want our help finding new and amazing places to throw their ruckus parties and we of course were happy to oblige!